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NicoHD.com

Welcome caller. You have reached Nico's Help Desk, formerly specializing in Windows 3.1, Windows NT, Novell NetWare, IRQ conflicts, Token Ring mysteries, Lotus Notes databases, and printers that only jammed when the boss was watching.

LINE SPEED28.8k V.34

NODE208.555.1212

ACCESSGUEST

STATUSRETIRED

[1] System Bulletin

The help desk queue has been closed. The pager has been buried. The backup tapes have been labeled “probably fine.” Nico has retired from fixing CONFIG.SYS, AUTOEXEC.BAT, Novell login scripts, and Lotus Notes replication conflicts.

Current whereabouts: most likely at The Flying Pickle in Meridian, working on serves, resets, dinks, drops, and the occasional questionable line call.

NOTICE: Support for Windows 3.1 is available only through prayer, nostalgia, and one last reboot.

Leave SysOp Mail Open Ticket

[2] Legacy Support Menu

[3] Pickleball Mode Enabled

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        .-------------------------------.
        |  HELP DESK: OFFLINE           |
        |  PICKLEBALL: ONLINE           |
        |                               |
        |       o        |        o      |
        |      /|\       |       /|\     |
        |      / \       |       / \     |
        |   DINK. DROP. RESET. REPEAT.  |
        '-------------------------------'

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If your issue is urgent, please reboot twice, check the cable, reseat the ISA card, and leave a message after the modem tone.

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